I'm sorry I'm always a-postin.
Burried in a pretty funny article about writers who teach, was this little fact.
Writers are second only to medical students in instances of hypochondria
Learn something new every day.
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Writers are second only to ________
in instances of _______________.
Fun, fun. Let's all fill in the blanks and have our own mad lib wonderfulness.
Okay here's mine:
Writers are second only to prostitutes in instances of getting stabbed.
Writers are second only to mirrors in instances of bad luck.
Writers are second only to saucers in instances of teatime mishaps.
Writers are second only to keg-party streaking in instances of headaches for liberal arts deans.
(I failed the analogy section of the SATs.)
Writers are second only to wallflowers in instances of snorting liquid out of their noses at inappropriate times. What is that called. Snarfing?
And yes, there are appropriate times to snarf.
writers are second only to party planners in instances of making lists.
writers are second only to moon rocks in instances of boredom.
writers are second only to synchronized swimmers in instances of sinking.
Writers are second only to buttons in instances of pushing.
Writers are second only to tape dispensers in instances of being lost.
Writers are second only to presidents in instances of grand pronouncements.
Writers are second only to suanas in instances of sweating.
writers are second only to beers in instances of getting drunk.
Writers are second only to Aflac representatives in instances of quacking.
Writers are second only to homeless people in instances of stealing shopping carts.
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